I think this may be a blog about meat poetry which should tell you all you need to know about the author. Some of the things you should know about “Shoulderclod” is that he/she likes quiet dinners at home, long walks on the beach, is just as comfortable in a three piece suit as he/she is in heels and leather panties. We hate centipedes, am amazed at how Amish people always wave at you as you drive by thier farms on back country roads– even if they are a half mile away, and would rather not camp.
When I wake up in the morning I’m pretty sure that my greatest accomplishment each day will be to maneuver with witch-like fakes around that large percentage of the human race that sucks. Having finished that maze I reward myself with chocolate milk and oysters.
Sometimes my dreams are filled with meat poetry but most often my dreams are filled with those noises that computers used to make when they connected to the internet with dial-up modems.
